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What is christmas if it doesnt involve a silly little joke from a cracker. Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. Dec 22, 2018 christmas wouldnt be christmas without a laughoutloud joke before your turkey dinner. T heyre corny and seldom improve with the telling, but christmas lunch wouldnt be complete.
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Forget the paper hat and present, christmas crackers would be nothing without the slip of paper inside. Christmas cracker jokes have a bit of a reputation, but were here to fix that. There are three sizes of christmas crackers some smaller ones for kids including our childrens peter rabbit christmas crackers. The most widely accepted story is that they were invented in the mid1840s by a london pastry cook named tom smith, who came upon the idea while on a trip to paris where he witnessed the french holiday custom of wrapping sugared almonds and other sweets in a twist of colored. We round up the best quirky, alternative and unusual christmas crackers for 2019, from balloon modelling, to confetti, to candles, to gin xmas crackers. Christmas wouldnt be christmas without a laughoutloud joke before your turkey dinner. Best christmas crackers of 2019, from luxury to cheap to. Brits may collectively groan at the cheesy jokes and silly hats, but it wouldnt feel like christmas without pulling a cracker.
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